Lesson 6 - Don't trust anything anyone says in December.

So many reasons for this one. It's the loneliest time of the year. It's the most wonderful time to drink beer. It's the holidays, which means every one of your exes that's not in a committed relationship (and some that are) will make a cameo in your life. Most of the time this happens out of nowhere. Regardless, it happens. Trust me, don't buy into it. Any and all lonely people will seek you out for short-lived companionship just so they don't have to make it through the season alone. As soon as the season ends, the relationship will end. If you're lucky, you might make it to February. Don't say I didn't warn you. Also, people are hustling to make their end of the year quotas, in everything. Again, don't buy into it. In addition, people are talking all kinds of shit about what they will do in the next year, and more than half of that shit won't happen.

Talk to me in January.